Ad a result of my silent protest, read from the lines on my forehead, I was forced into the heinous trangression of giving false testimony which caused me to lose my office, finances and position and, what was infinitely worse I was humiliated and embarrassed me before the merciless eyes of the public! Only then was I completely exonerated, but too late.
Therefore, I write this letter to declare that I hereby and immediately renounce this fair but perfidious country and everything related to it and under no circumstances shall evermore use it's bestial dirty Babarian patois, which I despise.
For now and forever, all the questions this singularly unimaginative planet should have for me (though I don't think they will prove innumerable), will answered primarily in a new language dictated from the lower heavens by a great Northumbrian hermit whose greatness was prematurely extinguished before he was able to alter the compromised state of human existence.
tenpo pini la mi pali lon tomo nasa… lon tomo mani, lon kulupu lawa utala nampa tu tu tu, lon tomo nampa luka luka. tan ni la sina lukin e ni; mi toki and nasa ala!
tan ni la sina lukin e ni; mi toki e nasa ala!“"